Questions

Chick: What’s your background?
Girl with laptop: … Uh, I’m part Korean…
Chick: No, I meant on your computer.

Idyllwild, California

Girl in stall: Oooh, what is that little feeling in my tummy?

Bathroom, Bubba Gump, Universal CityWalk
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Kerberos

Bimbette #1: Let me turn on the flash — it’s dark in here.
Bimbette #2, after picture: Oh my god, that was so bright! That was like when the cop shined the flashlight in my eyes at my DUI.
Bimbette #3: Could he see your brain?

Movie theater
Ridgefield Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: Big J

Newbie: How do I know when the French toast is done?
Supervisor: When it looks like French toast.

Oceanview Terrace dining hall, UCSD
San Diego, California

Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/

Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2005/11/tis-season-starbucks.html

Overheard by: eston

Thug to pit bull on leash: What time are you gonna shit? … No, seriously, what time?

Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jchill

Dude to chick: But seriously, aren’t you afraid that when you give birth you’re going to shit yourself?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/28/explosive-diarrhea-twins/

Nervous white guy to friend: Are we gonna be the only white people on the train?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: eastchestnut

Mother, reading newspaper: Dear God, another rapist is loose…
Six-year-old daughter: Mom, what’s rape?
Mother, uncomfortably: Um, that’s when a man forces a woman to have sex with him.
Six-year-old daughter: What’s sex?
Mother: Look! A bird!

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Queen Of Spades