African American man at the top of subway stairs: You sound African. There must be something wrong with my Bluetooth.
–Brooklyn Bridge/City Hall
Five-year-old boy: Put the phone down, mom. Now.
–Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: You go kid
Guy on cell: I woke up with all these guys' numbers in my phone. (pause) No, I have no idea what happened.
–LIRR
Overheard by: Ladle
Lady: I called you to tell you to stop calling.
–Macy's
