Raise Your Hand If Your Significant Other Just Started Looking Hotter

Girl #1: Wait, how do you get herpes? Is it contagious?
Girl #2: Well, yeah, you get it from sucking dicks.
Girl #1: Oh. Right.
Girl #2, seriously: Maybe you got it from sucking my dick.
Girl #1: Oh. (pause) Wait, what?!

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