NYU girl #1: Crack babies aren’t that bad.
NYU girl #2: Yeah. You’re addicted to crack, but you don’t experience it!
–Hayden Residence Hall, Washington Square
Archive for the ‘Residence halls’ Category
Why Are We Even Talking When We Could Be Texting?
NYU girl #1: That’s super cas.
NYU girl #2: That’s a super abrev.
–Lafayette Residence Hall
It Might Be Time for Yogi to Find His Own Place
NYU girl #1: There is hair everywhere in my life.
NYU girl #2: Really?
NYU girl #1: It’s literally in everything I eat.
–NYU Dorm
At Least Coke Is Sort of Natural
Freshman #1: Oh, look, there’s Joe*. Does he still do cocaine?
Freshman #2, whispering: Well, no. But now he lives on caffeine pills… [Then, more dramatically] And Mountain Dew.
Freshman #1, gasping: Oh my god!
–Columbia dorm
And You Missed a Chunk
Roommate #1 scrubbing carpet: Do you think I’m making this look worse?
Roommate #2: I think the only way you could make it look worse is by throwing up on it again…
–Fordham University dorm
Overheard by: Raquel A
And You’re Not Exactly a Catch
NYU girl: When you meet a straight guy can you please introduce him to me?
NYU queer: There’s, like, a waiting list for them.
–Rubin residence hall, NYU
