Same Reason I Kept Getting Married

Old lady #1: (talking about 50 shades of grey) oh it's hot. It's very hot.
Old lady #2: I heard it's supposed to be disgusting.
Old lady #1: Oh yes, it's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting.
Physiotherapist: Then why are you reading it?
Old lady #1: Because there's a second and third one.

Retirement Village, Perth, Australia