Archive for the ‘Sex and the City’ Category

Your Editors Are Terrified

Jrsey tan Carrie Bradshaw: Oh. My. Gawd. This naybahood look jus like Charlotte’s! (King Charles Spaniel walks by) Oh my gawd! Thats Charlotte’s dawg!
Jersey tan long summer dress: Oh my gawwwd, it is… That’s so weird!
Jersey tan Carrie Bradshaw: Everything is sooo Sex and the City right now! It’s scary that like everything in my life relates back to Sex and the City!

–81st & Columbus Ave

Overheard by: Andy

Touché, Ann Coulter, Touché

Tourist guy #1: New York is cool man, a lot of places to visit and shit.
Tourist guy #2: Yeah, I know… I can’t wait to find me one of them horny-ass “Sex in the City” whores to suck me up while I’m here.
Tourist guy #1: That’s a myth, you fag. It ain’t real.
Tourist guy #2: Look at those moms over there. I bet they’re craving some young cock.

–Outside Radio City Music Hall

Overheard by: FatCop

Wednesday One-Liners May Give You Gas

Guy to girl: You’re going to regret it for the rest of your life if you get the wrong salad.


Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

Slender waitress to two large customers: Make sure you finish *all* of that! Especially the celery. That’s my favorite part! (they look in disgust)

–Applebee’s, Astoria

Yoga clothes-clad girl, loudly to friend: It is not a vegetable. It’s a legume!

–6th Ave & W 12th St

Man to woman: So I sayz, “Lady, you’re my cuppa tea alright, but I like the occasional cucumber, if you know what I’m sayin’…” 

–Herald Square

Overheard by: Mira

Gay guy: I saw people coming out of the woods and I was like, “Aghhh! Corn children!”

–8th & 45th

Overheard by: i’d be scared, too

Sarah Jessica Parker’s son: Do you know what kind of lettuce she likes?

–Washington Square

Overheard by: Brooke

Wednesday One-Liners’ Amazing Urban Adventure

Tourist, before getting into purse-filled van: Aw shit, what did I just say? I said I was not getting into any strange vans today.

–Canal & Lafayette

Pseudo-knowledgeable tourist: It’s so strange that they have turnstiles that go both ways, you know, ones that let you go in and out in the same turnstile. Every other subway station I’ve been in in New York has ones for entering and different ones for exiting.

–5th Ave E Station

Overheard by: Colleen

French tourist (with American accent) to French friends: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. (French tourists bust up laughing)

–1 Train

Overheard by: kdub

30-something female tourist heading to subway: I prefer the Sex and the City version of New York.

–Union Square

Overheard by: E‑Love

Old woman tourist: Geez, you’d think they’d be a little more optimistic at the United Nations.

–United Nations

Teenage British boy tourist to the rest of his family, as they pass a souvenir shop: Oh! This must be where Tim got that “I heart New York” shirt! (whole family excitedly goes into the store)

–Fulton St

Consider Yourself Warned

Middle school boy: Yo, you ever seen that show Sex and the City on HBO?
Three friends: No.
Middle school boy: I thought there’d be mad sex on it. There wasn’t any! They should call that show ‘White Bitches Talking.’

–Brooklyn Middle School