She Jests at Scars Who Never Felt a Wound

Guy carrying FedEx box, on phone with girlfriend: I'm outside, come down. (pause) Ya, I'm workin', I'm downstairs! (pause) Oh ya? I'm working, you say that like I'm on vacation, I'm freezin' my fucking balls off out here and you act like I'm getting on a fuckin' cruise or somethin!

–42nd St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Molly