…She Says “Maybe”

Guy #1 to guy #2, who just got off phone: So where is she then?
Guy #2, sounding puzzled: In a cave. In spain.
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: Apparently she's been hired by some spaniard to help convert a cave into a home.
Guy #1: Riiiiight.
Guy #3: Its clearly a rape cave.
Guy #1 & #2: Clearly.
Guy #2 gets out phone and makes call: Hey its me again. So is it a rape cave?
(faint sound of angry shouting at the other end of the line).

Leamington Spa, England

Overheard by: Bleep