She’s Just Jealous because I Can Rest Snacks on Top of It

Ghetto girl: Did you know that half my weight is in my ass?
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: You have a ghetto booty?
Ghetto girl: Yeah, I went to the doctor’s and he said, ‘Yo, half your weight is in your ass,’ and my mother laughed her head off.

All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario

Overheard by: freshman whisperer