Since It Conflicted with Their Weekly Swingers’ Parties

Soccer mom #1: Is Cindy* coming?
Soccer mom #2: No, she broke up with Steve* today.
Soccer mom #1: She broke up with Steve*? Why?
Soccer mom #2: She called him and told him she wanted to play mixed doubles tennis, and he just lost it.

LA Fitness Locker Room
Buford, Georgia

Overheard by: trying not to laugh