So Anyway, She’s Talking to Crackhead John and Smelly Pete

Girl #1: So, I walk into my Econ class, and Katie’s there.
Girl #2: Who?
Girl #1: Awkward Katie.
Girl #2: Crazy Katie?
Girl #1: Naked Katie.
Girl #2: Ohhh! There are way too many Katies. You could have just said ‘Naked Katie’ and I would have known what you were talking about.

Delaware, Ohio

Overheard by: None-of-the-above Katie