Father on cell: When I come home, you're going to be shamwowed.
–4th st & Ave A
7th grade Asian girl: My mom hasn't done laundry in, like, forever. I'm wearing my bathing suit under this.
–Hunter College High School
College girl, out of nowhere: They should really get soap on a rope in prison. I mean, wouldn't that help people if they are always dropping the soap?
–NJ Transit
Woman on phone: Kids have to be in bed by 9:30, but at 9:00 they must be in hot water, bathing and soaking their penises.
–40th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Michelle
