Stupid Tight Pants

Teenage boy #1: At what age does your dick stop growing?
Teenage boy #2: Twenty-one.
Teenage boy #1: That's good, cuz my boy said sixteen and that can't be right. My shit's only three inches…
(group of teenage boys laugh)
Teenage boy #1: I meant five! Five!

–Q Train

Overheard by: Melissa L.