Barfly: It was a term of endearment.

Bouncer: A term of endearment is not punching someone in the face. 

−−2×4, 2^nd Ave & 4^th St

Overheard by: Cait O’Connor (and Foley)

Headline by: Dave Barnette 

Runners-Up:

· “And Assault Isn’t A Spice, Either” — Kathy

· “Aww, you just feel left out.” — Alaine

· “He Said He Wanted Another Hit” — Playtah

· “He’s playing hard to get” — Jeri Rosenblum

· “C’mon, it’s not like she was pregnant…” — laura c

· “It doesn’t count if you don’t leave a mark.” — Scott

· “Welcome to New York” — shorty

· “Another dropout from the school of hard knocks” — jm

· “Barflies Mate Every 48 Hours” — red

· “No, That’s a Term of Three To Ten” — Boyhowdy

· “Dad has a lot of explaining to do” — Mr. Uncreative

· “For endearment, you tend to go for the groin” — ruth

· “Tyler Durden: The Final Years” — Mr. Nobody

· “Punchline” — Robert Katz

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