…That's What You Want for Dinner

Boyfriend: I want a small pig.
Girlfriend: They all small when they're born, really small.
Boyfriend: I want a small pig.
Girlfriend: But they get bigger, you know. (opens car door)
Boyfriend, insistent: I want a pig that starts small and stays small. (opens car door)
Girlfriend, highly irritated: We're not getting a fucking pig unless… (slams car door)

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Glasses Girl