The National Pastime Of Wednesday One-Liners

Conductor over PA: Willets Point, Citi Field: Home of that other team!

–7 Train

Thug, tossing baseball to friend: I would play for the baseball team, but ya gotta buy a glove! They cost like two pair of shoes and an outfit, son!

–31st St

Conductor to fans waiting on platform: Yankee fans only on this train, Yankee fans only!

–B Train

Guy to other guys: We had one tv! It was like, "yeah, you can watch the Mets game if you rub my bunion." For nine innings!

–Carmine St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Laura