The Plastic Knives Tend to Hurt

Girl, crying or laughing: I just can't believe you love me; I have shown up on your doorstep so fucking wasted.
Guy: Baby, you found a plastic fork in your panties! It's okay! Anyway, it was not one of your better nights.
Girl: Actually, it was one of my better nights.

Mission District
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Judylicious