The Prince Updates Sleeping Beauty After Awakening Her With a Kiss

Girl: Hey, look at the guy in the poster over there. He's pretty cute. Who is he?
Boy: Are you kidding me? That's Barack fucking Obama.
Girl: Obama? Who's that?
Boy: He's our President!
Girl: He is? Then what happened to Bush?

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: A. E. Stover