Lady MTA cop to another: Some lady just asked me where the Big Apple is. I told her it's right over there.
–Grand Central Terminal
Overheard by: Plupy
Teen girl on phone in Times Square: I'm right here, come find me. I'm underneath that one big flashing light.
–Times Square
Scruffy elderly man to his equally scruffy wife: Forty-second, forty-seventh–it's all the same shit.
–Grand Central Terminal
Overheard by: Plupy
Girlfriend to another: Yeah, I was trying to tell you that I'd meet you under the neath!
–40th Street & Broadway