The Turkey Exploded Through the Neighbor’s Window Like a Mortar Round

20-ish girl, reminiscing: Yeah, one year we deep-fried a turkey… But then the driveway caught on fire.
Friend, laughing: What?! How?!
20-ish girl, distressed: I don’t want to talk about it right now.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Celessa Dietzel