Tonight's Movie: The Fuck-It List

Drunk guy: Which animal would you most like to fuck?
Drunk girl: It'd have to be something with a human like vagina… A chimp?
Other drunk guy: Nah. A tiger. People would fucking respect you if you fucked a tiger. You'd come home and be like "hey dudes, what's up? Just fucked a tiger. You watching tv?"

Leamington Spa, England

Overheard by: Bleep