Um, Remember When You Tried That in the Pew at Your Uncle's Funeral?

Guy on cell : Yeah, dude, I got her tickets to the Met! $15 seats, so we're way up there, but we're on the aisle too, so we won't get interfered with while we're going at it. (a few minutes later) So the loss of my virginity is imminent.

Jersey City Light Rail
New Jersey

Overheard by: twoferrets