Guy at bar: The only times I deserved to get arrested were this time and the second time. The first and third times were bullshit.
–31st & Broadway, Astoria
Junkie: Man, I was almost gay. In jail, I was in the most dangerous corner. Everyone was suckin' our dicks.
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: rpk
Drunk hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I just got out of prison. If you could spare some change, I would appreciate it.
–Uptown 6 Train
40-something mom to husband: I mean it's one thing for a teacher to do that to a child, but to be arrested on her last day is almost more of a crime!
–Church Ave & Beverly
Overheard by: taylor
