Gay guy to hag: My wrist hurts. I think it's from all the Britney.
–23rd & 8th
Overheard by: canyouvoguetoBritney?
Middle aged woman in full snow-Armageddon regalia to MTA worker: You've got to call in that machine over there. It's holding onto credit cards with a death grip. Worse than my aunt. She nearly broke my wrist when she passed last week, god rest. Debit cards aren't safe over there, either.
–42nd St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: Kurt Lindsey
Newyorican woman to friends: And that was the second time he got hit by a train…
–Loisaida
Overheard by: LES
Man with cane trying to exit crowded grocery to woman: Hello! Hello! You like fucking with cripples? Hello!
–57th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Robert
Hobo to chick with right arm in sling: Don't tell me. I know what did that to you… Rough sex.
–Broadway & 4th St
Woman: It was a work-related injury; she twisted her ankle while skipping.
–Maiden Lane & William St.
Overheard by: Theodore Miller
