Older man to wife, in front of freezer: "Slow churned" What does that mean? They could put anything in there–how do you know he's really churning it slow?
–Key Foods, Whitestone
Man with Russian accent: You are slow like turtle… but in the head.
–95th & 3rd
Overheard by: tom
Four-year-old boy, throwing tantrum while getting onto train: But I wanna take the r train! I wanna take the r train! The q is too slow! I don't like getting off at 7th Avenue! I wanna take the r train!
–B Train
Overheard by: I don't like the B and the Q either
Pilot, as plane is about to take off: Hold on everyone, I'm about to go reallllly fast!
–Plane Leaving JFK
