Wednesday One-Liners for Keanu Reeves

Older man to wife, in front of freezer: "Slow churned" What does that mean? They could put anything in there–how do you know he's really churning it slow?

–Key Foods, Whitestone

Man with Russian accent: You are slow like turtle… but in the head.

–95th & 3rd

Overheard by: tom

Four-year-old boy, throwing tantrum while getting onto train: But I wanna take the r train! I wanna take the r train! The q is too slow! I don't like getting off at 7th Avenue! I wanna take the r train!

–B Train

Overheard by: I don't like the B and the Q either

Pilot, as plane is about to take off: Hold on everyone, I'm about to go reallllly fast!

–Plane Leaving JFK