Conductor: This is Smith 9th Street, and it's a bright sunny day so I trust all you Twilight fans are wearing your sunblock.
–F Train
Overheard by: Jennifer
Suit on cell: It's really gay out there. I'm not talking about the people on the street, I'm talking about the weather. It's really gay weather, it's like god shaking his dick on me.
–The Library, 2nd & Ave A
Overheard by: Andrew
Guy on cell: Yeah, it's like 102 here, and that's not even including the wind chill factor thing.
–Christopher St
Overheard by: Colleen Cody
20-something to friend: I mean, why do they call it The Perfect Storm if they all died?
–Diner, Queens
Drunk guy: It's too nice a day for damn detox!
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Michael
