Girl: If you had a foam roller, I would totally come over to your place and foam roll my boobies.
–Union Square
Disembodied female voice: Cause I'm wearing a bra! (female chorus of laughs)
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Ladle
20-something man to another: I just got run over by a pair of 38 DDs!
–Penn Station
Suit to buddy: I know there were colors, but I'd rather have titties.
–Lafayettte & Canal
Overheard by: Walked faster to chortle on time
