Woman examining long hair on her chin: I'm gonna pluck this sucker!
–Ikea Cafeteria, Brooklyn
Overheard by: J
Preteen skater boy to preteen skater friends: I don't want to go to a shitty spa, I want to go to a good spa.
–10th St & Ave A
Overheard by: TeddySmalls
Drunk girl in bathroom to friends: Like, okay, I really can't be too hungover for tomorrow. I have to get my hair bleached.
–Irish Exit, 52nd & 2nd
Overheard by: alicia
Waxer, waving brightly at departing client: Bye bye! Sorry about the torture!
–Day Spa, 33rd St.
Overheard by: Ladle
