Wednesday, the Caped One-Liner

Little girl to other little girls: You a princess, you a princess, I Spider-Man!

–Madison Square

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Teen to friend: And then I Spiderman'd all over his face.

–The Met

Woman to guy dressed as Superman: Ain't you faster than a speedin' bullet? Why you takin the n train?

–N Train

Overheard by: Nedward

Blonde girl: Supersluts are better.

–Houston & Allen