Girlfriend to boyfriend: If we got married, do you think everyone in our lives would loose weight for the wedding?
–4 Train
Teen girl to friend: It's like anorexia but… spiritual.
–34th & 7th
Girl to friend: I'm paying you to tell me to gain weight so you can suck it out of me?
–Central Park
Overheard by: Fat Boy Slim
8-year-old boy: Mom, can I take off this coat? It makes me look fat.
–120th st & Amsterdam Ave
Overheard by: Carol
