What, You've Never Seen Schindler's Litter?

Girl, showing picture of her cat on iPhone: Isn't he so cute and fluffy? I couldn't resist.
Guy #1: Wow, he is really cute. Look at those eyes!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's really photogenic.
Guy #1: Where did you get him?
Girl: The SPCA. And his brothers were there with him. They were already spoken for, just waiting to be picked up, but they weren't as cute. I was like, “what the hell? Why doesn't anyone want him? He's the cutest one!” and the lady working there said (whispers) “well, he's sort of anti-social.”
Guy #3: Oh, I definitely thought you were about to say “anti-semitic.”

–Stuy Town