Woman with extremely strong Southern drawl to bartender: I'm from North Carolina. We're way more sophisticated than people from Alabama!
–Upper West Side Lounge
Suit to friend: I went to a state college in Texas! I can't be held responsible for my lack of education!
–Astor & Lafayette
Fitness instructor: I was subbing for Christina, who had major jet lag, last week. Yeah, major jet lag on the way back from Florida.
–9th & Court, Brooklyn
Irate 20-something on iPhone: Yes, I am in the middle of Times fucking Square and I have no 3G reception. What is the problem? (pause) What do you mean what state am I in? It's the middle of the goddamn universe. What state are you in? (pause) Well, then there's our problem!
–W 40th & 7 Ave
Overheard by: Vespertinas
