Why I Despise the “Suggest a Friend” Feature on Facebook.

30-something suit: So these guys helped you, yes?
20-something guy: Yup, thanks so much!
30-something suit: I keep telling you, you should keep contact with your friends! High school, college, doesn't matter, you gotta keep contact with your friends! Yes, I understand that these are people you hate, I understand you despise them, but you gotta keep in touch with your friends!

–R Train