WWJMT: What Would Jesus Masturbate To?

Girl #1: You know James Caveziel from Angel Eyes
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Well, I masturbate to his picture.
Girl #2: You know that he played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ?
Girl #1: Ohmigod! I masturbate to Jesus?! I sinned!

–Q55 Bus