Teen girl to friend: My poem is "Santa Claus is coming to town." It's all about anal!
–Nice Guy Eddie's
Boyfriend to girlfriend: Look, I know you love anal sex, but…
–23rd & Broadway
Young suit to another: Tell her you've had anal with hotter chicks with a better attitude…
–Hairy Monk, 25th & 3rd
Overheard by: Francis
Guy deep in conversation, looking up and sniffing: Smells like anal sex.
–30 Rock
