Your Average Commute?

Hobo: Can anyone please help with a dime, a nickel, a… ahhhhchoooo! (sneezes right on lady)
Lady: What the fuck?! Cover your fucking mouth, you asshole!
Hobo: Lady, you are lucky I didn't shit on you!
(everyone starts to laugh)
Lady: Fuck all of you, too! Go to hell! (goes to the next car)
Random guy: Wow! What the fuck was that?

–Downtown A Train