You’re Just Paranoid after That Incident at the Gorilla Cage

Nine-year-old on Journey to Atlantis ride: Now we’re going to see the Sea Lord!
19-year-old next to him: Really? That sounds scary…
Nine-year-old: Yeah, he’s angry.
19-year-old: He’s angry? Why?
Nine-year-old: Because he doesn’t like flash photography.

Sea World
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Delilah Bloom