Balcony guy #1: Oh, you know who's ugly? Steve Buscemi. That guy's an ugly motherfucker.
Balcony guy #2: He looks like a bellybutton.
Balcony guy #1: A bellybutton??
Balcony guy #2: Yeah, he looks like an outie bellybutton.
–Astoria
Overheard by: Sean
