Guy to scowling girlfriend: You gotta open your mind every once in a while… Not everything can be about olives.
–St. Mark's
Overheard by: But sometimes it can
Woman to friend in subway: You have to start cooking now, so by the time you're ready to poison his food, it won't be suspicious.
–Q Train
Man in heavy Arabic accent to man in van: Rice and beans! Rice and beans!
–32nd & 6th
Overheard by: erkala
Bro to others: Hands up those who have no idea what you just ordered.
–Kyo Ya Restaurant
Middle-aged woman sitting on park bench eating KFC, after throwing piece to a duck: Ahhahhaa, eat yourself!
–Central Park
Overheard by: Molly Clover
