A Wednesday One-Liner Is Not Your Fault

Blonde teen: I hope he gets abducted by General Date Rape!

–Central Park

Girl to guy: Well, you did roofie me…

–Washington Square

Overheard by: boast no pills?

Guy to another: You know, you are just like a rape victim. You are in complete denial.

–Office, Midtown

Overheard by: stephanie

Woman, staring at cell: This is the pervert who raped me!

–Lower East Side

Overheard by: ARob

Middle aged guy in red velvet suit, yelling at cell: You black and crispy, and you got raped!

–1 Train