20-something guy to another: I had no idea that guy was living in our house, no clue!
–E14th St
Lady in crosswalk: Oh, the earth is not my home…
–Fordham Road
Guy handing out am ny: If you don't want to read it, use it as an umbrella! Just take it from me, cause I want to go home!
–32nd & Broadway
Overheard by: erkala
Teen boy, after subway dance performance: Just keep in mind, people, we could've been doing something else–like robbing your house; you're not at home. Just a joke, people.
–Cortlandt Subway Station
Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli
