Artist: Don’t take away my cynicism. It keeps me warm at night.
–85th & 2nd
Overheard by: i hear ya buddy
20 something guy to friend: You had to be Christian all night?
–Lexington Ave & 122nd
Overheard by: francyne pelchar
Girl on cell: Yeah, she totally snorted alcohol last night.
–Fulton & Water St.
Overheard by: Bennyyp
Girl walking her dog: So I call my brother this morning and tell him “I don’t know what happened last night, but I woke up with dice in my ass.”
–Smith St
