Burly man #1: Are we going to have sex tonight?
Burly man #2: I mean, we can have sex tonight if you want.
Burly man #1: Are you sure? I really need to know now if we're having sex tonight.
Burly man #2: Okay, okay, yes: we're having sex tonight.
(burly man #1 pops a pill)
–LaGuardia Airport
