Ahem, That’s “Wednesday‐One‐Liner‐American

Black guy to another: And that’s why black guys shouldn’t wear speedos!


Black dude yelling to friend: Wait! Brothers don’t run!

–St. John’s Queens Campus

Loud teen to friends: Ain’t no normal school, nigga, it’s full of black people!

–Ave, Queens,

Small African‐American child: We’re going on the Underground Railroad! We should thank Harriet Tubman for this.

–Down Escalator, Penn Station

Overheard by: T. N. Thompson