Guy: God, I've been with you for eight years. Go ahead and change already!
–Au Bon Pain, Union Square
Girl to friend: Well, I'd say if the sex is good, it's about 20% of your relationship. If it's bad, it's more like 95%.
–Columbia University
Man: Of course I would be the one to pick the girl allergic to latex!
–Broadway
Girl on cell: He's a great guy and he wants to spend the rest if his life with me, but I've only just worked out that I want to spend the rest of my life with me.
–7th Ave & 28th St
Teenager: And things were going really well, and then he's like "you know I'm a Crip, right?" Why does every guy I like have to be in a gang?
–Hunter College
Overheard by: Lucia C
