Woman loudly playing Angry Birds: Got it!
Friend: I've never seen anyone play that game before. My phone's old and whack. (she leans over)
Friend: Why do the pigs have hats? Protection, so it makes them harder to kill?
Woman loudly playing Angry Birds: Yep.
Friend: So in that regard, kinda like a condom then.
Woman loudly playing Angry Birds: Thank you for that image.
Friend: Corrupting minds since '86, yo.
–1 Train
