Another Born Social Climber

dad has young son on shoulders, mother is walking with them.
Dad to young son: Hey! What are you doing? You're doing it again!
Mother: What? What is he doing?
Dad: He keeps trying to climb up my head!
Dad to son: There's no more neck for you to climb kid! Don't you get it?

–115th St. and 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Bruce Lee