In­di­an girl, speak­ing on her cell-phone: Jew­ish peo­ple don’t speak Eng­lish, and they’re great busi­ness­men. Chi­nese peo­ple don’t speak Eng­lish, and they’re great busi­ness­men. So you don’t have to speak Eng­lish ei­ther to be a great busi­ness­man!

– Penn Sta­tion