Guy, push­ing on the door be­tween cars: Can you not go be­tween cars when it’s mov­ing?
Old la­dy: It’s not the sub­way. You have to pull.

Guy pulls hard on the han­dle.

Old la­dy: Turn and pull.
Guy, pass­ing through the door, shouts back loud­ly over his shoul­der: So I push the next one?

–Metro-North, Harlem Line