Girl on cell: Hey, Jim…Yeah I’m on the bus. We’re at 8th Street, but they’re load­ing a crip­ple on, so I’m go­ing to be late.…I know!

Lat­er in the ride…

Girl on cell: Hey, Jimmy…Yeah, now they’re unload­ing the crip­ple. You guys should just start eat­ing. I know! Did­n’t peo­ple used to be house­bound? Don’t they do that any­more?

–B63 bus, Park Slope

Over­heard by: lish